Dangerous hooligans amok!!
A group of alleged cultists were arrested tonight after a disturbance was reported in the Royal Pier apartments. Police say several suspects were apprehended in response. Our action news eye caught a glimpse of a body bag being rolled out but no quotes were given on the subject. Some witnesses allege seeing ninjas leaving the scene!
A Merry time for who?
The Martime Merrymakers seems to be making headway in their quest to open their risque venue of performance art. The opposition for these “freak shows” has no quieted however.
A Gala event!
The fund raising gala at UC Berkely is opening tonight. With the school’s various scientific and historical departments hoping to woo donations from the affluent alumni we can only wait in wonder at what the water washed ashore for our fine community! Our sources suggested some interested local politicians, some less then local celebrities and even the Aleopsi Twins!